The Bad Doctor

 You see, your problem
 (in the bluntest terms)
 is that you speak quite poorly:

 haltingly, still confusing
 all the rules.
 Interspersed with sobs.

 You see, if you used
 your language like we do
 (let the meaningless flow
 through you like wine, find sex)
 then maybe
 you wouldn't be so bothered
 by yourself.