The Day The Aliens Came

 Relocate to the land of fast friends.
 Expect they'll be eager to
 sound the tortured depths
 of your complex continental character.

 When that doesn't work
 (without a word)
 get up and leave
 (without a word).

 Always doubt yourself.
 Always doubt everyone else's
 sincerity. Still trust them
 blindly. Expose
 nothing. Never once
 doubt the sanity of that approach.